went to the dentist this morning for my routine gum torture. she said everything looked really nice so all that flossing paid off. but damn, first she used the electric digging/scraping machine and then she used the pick scraper 4 times over my whole mouth. that paired with the spit suction hose = hell. i was supposed to do this quilting spa with bryan's mom at her church but by the time we got out of the dentist it was raining even harder than when we went in so we headed to flushing for lunch. we ate at the place with the big bowl of noodles on the roof and as we were finishing up we looked out the window to witness a very very drunk man walk into the path of a car. he fell down but he was ok. he couldn't get up at all, though! he was just that drunk. at one point, he was balanced on his hands and feet and he looked like he was doing downward dog except he was swaying. then he fell over and rolled in between the curb and a parked car and his hat fell off. someone must've called the cops because all of a sudden a firetruck showed up and 7 guys tried to help him. poor drunk bastard. bryan thought he had to be a migrant worker who's morning van ride to go picking was cancelled due to the rain so he went and got sloshed. we like to make up stories about people we have no idea about.
i tried to find a bathing suit today and had absolutely no luck but i did only try on 2 styles. maybe i'll just get a scuba suit. that sounds like something i could live with. i went to old navy and god do they ever have some ugly skirts. that and all their jeans have blasted buttocks. i did get some flip flops for $4. there's this ghetto ladies store next to our key food and i went in there for a laugh and found this hideously beautiful shimmery silver and black one piece jumpsuit with see thru black mesh stomach and black zebra stripes. i might get it for halloween so i can be a hooker. they also had the perfect shoes to match: black stilettos with clear plastic heels.
so bryan just HAD TO buy the dvd of Tron. he says it's a must see so that's what we're going to watch later.

weird sight of the day besides drunk man: black squirrel
weird sound of the day: heard a rooster crowing while passing a house in our neighborhood