who are these people??

parents. you love them. you tell them you hate them sometimes but you don't really mean it. but maybe you do for just a second. they embarass you. they still wear acid-washed jeans. they shop at wal-mart like every day. but you still love them.
my parents make fun of me in one way or another every single time i talk to them on the phone. they make fun of me for not having a car. they make fun of me for not being engaged. they make fun of me for not having 2387238293 pieces of furniture in my living room.
whenever i get mad at them for making fun of me, they retort with a quick "Oh LISA! We're just JOKING AROUND! HA!" yeah. joking around hahaha. it's not funny the 100th time you do it. maybe the 30th time but not the 100th time. i'm just sensitive i guess.
at least i don't wear frigging HOLIDAY sweaters that light up for christmas and halloween. at least i'm CLOSE to normal. jesus.