do we ever really *KNOW* anything? i think most of this life is a crap shoot. chutes and ladders, spin the bottle, spin the wheel of fortune.
i'll take an l for loser, vanna.
i feel like running away lately. every so often i get this urge. maybe every few years or so when i start to feel the decay, i feel like i need to evacuate whatever space i'm occupying. i am so tired.
maybe self-help books work? god knows there are enough of them on the shelves of barnes and noble. oprah has to be on to something.
perhaps i should take a jaunt to some distant "workshop" where i can explore my "inner self" and discover what i truly want. (no, not a commune.)
hey, look! i'm a hippy. i even stopped wearing deodorant just to piss people off.
now i will go look for a nice long stick and a red handkerchief. i know how to whistle so that's a plus.