things that fucking annoy me about being a woman:

-that we are expected to look cute and sexy all the goddamned time.

-that looking cute and sexy means wearing painful shoes that fuck up my feet.

-that our bodies have to remind us every single day that we are meant for reproduction.

-makeup and feeling like i have to wear it or else i'll be "ugly".

-boobs. they're annoying. especially in the summer.

-that we feel the need to watch what we eat for fear of becoming fatasses.

-all the money i'm going to waste on pedicures this summer because i suck at doing it myself.

-having to pee sitting down.

-bikini line maintenance.

-the fact that there's no pantyline-less underwear. don't say ass crack floss because i think that's awful.

-the perfume conspiracy. you wear it and everybody around you knows because you reek, yet being a girl somehow means forcing pretty smells onto our skin. why?


i'm sure i'll think of more later.