hi. who is reading this? is it you? hey mofo.
anyhow, today i got a haircut. i think i'm bored with my hairguy, joel the tiny asian man.
he's pretty good but predictable. i need more surprise. most people wouldn't say that but i say it.
i sat there patiently for one hour as joel painstakingly snipped each and every one of my hairs.
i watched many a 60-something lady have her thinning hair blown out, fluffed, and helmeted.
someday i will be a 60-something lady but no blow outs for me. i want one of those lesbian crew cuts.
hopefully all my hair will be white so i will get to look like susan powder.