today one of my favorite coworkers told me i'm the funniest person she's ever worked with. i asked her if she meant 'funny haha' or 'funny weird' and she said that it depends on the day.
we have interns at work from central america and today one of them came up to me and asked "lisa, do you have hygenic napkin for when accident?" and then she motioned towards her crotch. it was one of the saddest things.
i must have that office mom quality about me.
i went to alba's for pizza after work and i asked the guy behind the counter if he could stick my slices into a little box. he said "for you, yes". he always says that. and when my food was ready, the owner said "gratzi, senorita" and gave me the flirty smile. they charm me.