worse than mad libs

this month's most popular search strings for this 'blog' (that i never write in):
(in order of importance)---

lisa bliss
bryan's mom
shishaldin
Century 21 on Queer Eye
Dreams that involve someone trying to kill me
Fresh Towels by Smell This
Ghirardelli brownies
H
Lisa Journal
Oolong rabbit death
Stonewashed Pants
bathing suit stories
blow pop tee shirt
bryan's hot mom
buttfuck bowl
cloth candy baggies
conversation hearts weight watchers
conversation hearts weight watchers points
crack floss
entenmann's donuts

conclusion: we had a buttfuck bowl?? which involved gratuitous CRACK floss with bryan's mom and shishaldin while donning bathing suits/stonewashed pants/blow pop tee shirts and eating conversation hearts and entemann's donuts (chocolate) AND ghirardelli brownies. afterwards: we all went to a weight watcher's meeting. definitely. we toweled off with fresh towels and contemplated the death of oolong. that night i had dreams of someone trying to kill me.