my boss gave me a big project this week. she told me to call it my baby.
my baby is my baby. i will call this project the thorn in my side.
i don't like responsibility unless i ask for it.
also, i don't like responsibility.

hollow wein is upon us and i am too lazy to pull a costume together.
i am going to a party in hoboken, new jersey tonight and i have a ride. i wouldn't go if i didn't.
it's my coworker's party. for some reason, lots of people in my department live in poo jersey.
maybe i'll wear all purple and bryan can wear all brown. we'll strap large pieces of bread to our backs and hug a lot.